My parents are asleep quick reblog this post with skeletons saying bad words
my dad is a senior software engineer at Google
this is his work laptop
he takes it to company meetings
I’ve been told he has received many compliments
did you read the post
HOW TO PLAY SOCCER IN GYM CLASS:
1. Get the ball
2. Pass it to someone who actually knows how to play
white mom: quit roughhousing!
white son: fuck u mom
white mom: oh heavens! thomas are you going to let your son talk to his mother like that?
white dad: go to your room billy right this minute!
white son: fuck u both *goes to room and jacks off and smokes weed out of mountain dew can*
So my interview went well but now my current boss is telling me I definitely have the promotion. The liquor store said they definitely want to hire me. Ugh.
"Lmaooo… She left her Facebook open so I hacked into it!!! <3 Love Ya girliee xoxo (:"